Hey, I've just read on the news that the Duke of York is coming to New Zealand to visit next month. Whether or not he will have his 10,000 men with him I am not sure but, since New Zealand has 20,000 more women than men, I suspect that Kiwi women may be hoping he will...

Just so that you know, according to the news reports, the Duke will be laying a wreath at the national war memorial and the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior in Wellington. This means, of course, that the grand young Duke of York will be marching his ten thousand men up one of them Wellington hills to lay the wreath and then he'll march them down again.

So I'd suggest to any single Kiwi woman who is reading this with gleaming eyes at the thought of the opportunity to have her way with a hunky soldier that she should lie in wait somewhere about half way up that there hill. Because, by the time all of them soldiers have got all the way up and back again, they'll be so stuffed they'll be of absolutely no use to you!

Now don’t forget, and thus miss your opportunity! I have been told that these ten thousand men have admirable characteristics for ladies. Apparently, when they're up, they're up.

Although, sadly, when they are down, they are down.

And, worse still, when they are only half way up... Well, it's either a matter of changing position, or else it’s the time during the march to grab them quick.

See how good to you I am to you in your search for relationship bliss?

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Allan